cacophony

zackisontumblr:

no more stress thanks, i’m full

panevanbuckley:

I’ve been laughing at this for too long

antiporn-activist:

All women are forced to live under an arbitrary and unfair system which sorts us into the categories of “Fuckable” and “Worthless.”

The solution to this is NOT to expand the definition of “Fuckable.”

epic-games-official:

dankmemeuniversity:

3) where you work

4) where you live

5) government buildings like the DMV or courts

lornacrowley:

lornacrowley:

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

brittleglory:

i know resting bitch face is like a joke thing but um has anyone ever talked about how profoundly soul-destroying it is to be told you look sad or angry or like you hate everyone when you uhhh actually are…genuinely trying to be nice or gregarious or even were in quite a good mood and had literally no idea you were even coming across as aloof or unpleasant 

marisatomay:

marisatomay:

might fuck around and read a 500 page physical published book in one sitting like it’s 2006 and I’m being bullied in middle school so I take refuge in the library and inhale books at a frightening speed that I have not been able to replicate since

I fucking did it no one touch me I’m practically a god right now

stuft:

missbananafish:

kisamas:

kisamas:

Ripley’s I guess I believe it

Ripley’s I Mean, Whatever You Say

Ripley’s Sure.

Ripley’s It’s 2019, I’ll Believe Anything